- January : Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
- December : I'm so sick of watching the minutes pass as I go nowhere.
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass
oh my god this made me realize that 3d printers will completely revolutionize the dick pic scene
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I would like to enroll in whatever kickass class he had.
don’t forget the guy punches the window glass with his bare fist!
This is the most badass thing I have ever and will ever see.
They’re probably Russian
Emma Thompson about acting | BAFTA Life in Pictures (Nov. 24, 2013) (x)
I’ve always thought that “Why?” is one of the most powerful words in existance
I love her for so very many reasons - and this nails one of them.
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
This is how people die
what a wonderful way to die
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
This literally made me cry with joy.
Crying so hard. I love this so much.
SOBBING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is brilliant oh my god, tears in my eyes but also laughing with them *___*
My gram is a breast cancer survivor…I wish she could have had something like this. This is so beautiful.