I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
So on the off chance that this will actually work…
We made a gofundme account for Small Cat’s surgery because we really can’t afford it. So yeah.
Click here the gofundme page for this jerk:
Post-mortem photography began in 1839 in the Victorian Era. It was created as a memorial for families of their loved ones, as their post-mortem photos may have been their only ones. The girl on the left of this photo is dead.
At first i was blown away with the loveliness of the younger girl’s (right) dress, but found out this is a post mortem photo again…they hunt me O-O
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
get out of here cat! i’m trying to sleep and my face is not for pawing.
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
yes but will it have an angry face on it
So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you